me at age 12 trying to figure out how to clear the browser history on the family computer after searching “shirtless boys” on google images
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this is an england hate blog
HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!
oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄
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asked a customer if he had a MyPanera card and he told me a “disreputable friend” of his stole all his rewards cards while he was in a year-long coma
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all the spam bots dming me for bit-loans
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